Today, I speak to you on a serious note...the
dangers of the competitive world of MFL Sunday Football. As we step onto the
field, we are all aware of the risks we take. However, today's victim signed no
contract, took no oath, and received no warnings. As Ammar Nazarali ran full
speed to grab Yager's flag, he lost his balance and crashed into a spectator.
The crunching sound was ten times that of an extra ruffled potato chip. This
innocent bystander was severely injured. Fallen on the ground in pain, it was
our responsibility to help. Do we call the ambulance? Send for a doctor? We
should...but what sort of trouble would we get into? Would someone's life be
forever changed over one accident? So, we did the only thing we could do. We
covered it up. With the brain trauma and likely loss of memory, we knew any
testimony couldn't hold up in a court of law. We rearranged the crime scene to
cover our tracks and placed the blame on a poor patsy. A blood pact was made to
swear secrecy and never speak of this again. Ammar has been suspended 3 games
for his actions and will anonymously pay for surgery to insert screws and make
this individual whole again. Final score of the game: Red 11, Blue 10. Final
score for justice? Ammar 1....Fence 0. (Ammar ran into the fence and broke two
pieces, we covered it up, shhhhhh.)
-Husein Ezzi
