There are many reasons someone might miss MFL
Sunday football. Sometimes they are in India. Maybe they have to attend a
Sunday brunch with family. There have even been rare cases when someone just
doesn't want to play. The one thing that will ALWAYS cause someone to miss or
be super late to football...the two most evil words in history: SPRING FORWARD.
Today, spring forward claimed another poor soul. We aren't sure what happened
to Ammar Nazarali, but we can assume the space time continuum has devoured him
completely. This proved to be costly for the Blue team. Without a reliable
kicker, they were burned for several long gains and TDs that made a big
difference in a close game.
The key turning point was a clutch goal line
stand by the forgotten Jafferji brother, Huzaifa. The very next play, he would
sprint down the middle for a 99 yard TD to give the Red team the lead. Ah, but
what inspired this brilliant play? In a touching moment, members of the Blue
team presented a beautiful gift to the Red QB Yager. They thought, "Hey,
he just scored a TD on an INT, let's make him even happier with a gift!"
How were they thanked for this generous and kind act? With bullets and missiles
for TDs. How cruel of you Yager. Final score 11-10 Red.
-Husein Ezzi
