I woke up with the sun blinding my eyes. It was
just your typical perfect late March day. A crisp 65 degrees with birds singing
and the grass as green as chutney. I thought to myself, "Could this day
get any better?". Then I woke up for real with my toes frozen solid. It
was so bloody cold outside, I had to wear 3 jogging suits, 5 socks, and 2 pairs
of mittens. When we reached the field, there were a many of children dressed
warmly and well prepared. And of course, your classic few with shorts and
t-shirts begging for pants and jackets. As usual, we laughed and let the
children suffer.
The game started with a Looney Tunes type play
with Moiz's shirt being ripped in half as he spun around in circles. The
resulting 3 mile long piece of clothing was put to good use as a scarf...that
was frequently used to choke the player. The Blue team had a man advantage, but
what they didn't realize was their extra man was injured. This was no ordinary
injury though. This was...a knee hole. Strangely, the Blue team attacked the
injury with multiple passes directly to the knee hole. Several players were attracted
by the mysteries of the knee hole and were distracted all game. Yes, the power
of the knee hole is very arousing.
-Husein Ezzi
